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I am on a mission.. I'm trying to prove to the world that I am the world's most talentless and jobless person..And if by some series of "unfortunate" events you happen to be reading this..I think you've proved me wrong..YOU are the world's most jobless person..

Name: ZalthoR

I am fibious. i.e I lie both on land as well as in water

Saturday, August 19, 2006

F.A.Qs Bout this "blog"

I have taken the liberty to answer certain questions tat the general public may want to ask me..

Q. Why "memphistophile"?
A. At first I thought it would be really awesome to dedicate my thoughts to an Elvis type daemon..(based on the song by depesche mode.. memphisto.. Basically Memphis and mephisto..blah blah blahh) .. But after careful thought I felt tat it wont bring out the real me.. cos im not really into Elvis nor am I into daemons.. so the alternative explaination is.. Its actually just a cool word I created and I decided this is the best way to show people I have a knack of coining words.. Tat kinda brings out the real me.. ( 10 bucks says you didn't expect something THIS shallow)


Q.so why did you decide to blog?
A. i like to write .. wat? i really do! why are you laughing? this is not funny! im serious! come on! STOP ROLLING ON THE FLOOR! HEY!!!

ok.. fine ill tell you the truth..


they've got a built in spell check here..
ya tats bout it..

Friday, August 18, 2006

So.. Ever been carried away? ( a bit)

Apparently iv got to type stuff here.. So tat some jobless meandering soul might happen to chance upon this and want to amuse himself.. Its a really sad thing this amusement is.. The troubles people take to get some joy.. They just don't sell it in plastic disposable cups like they used to.. I really like those cups.. Even though it seems logical to do so I really don't approve of lallu's mud pot(/ cup) idea.. The whole joy of plastic is lost.. Just like how women who've undergone plastic surgery seem more attractive than "naturally" beautiful women.. Its such a sham these beauty contests.. Its IM surprised tat people still want to go to war wit all these pretty.. dumb women praying for "world peace" .. I would trade in world peace for a million bucks any day.. Hell! I'd trade it in for 2 bucks even.. So as the world rotating round and round bout its twisted axis.. I bid you (written with an optimistic view tat someone besides me is patient enough to read this crap) farewell..

Thursday, August 17, 2006

yeah baby!

Yess!

Finally I have a blog!
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(not really the best of times to be at a loss for words..)